Remember back when cracking open a beer at 1 o'clock in the afternoon and relaxing made you "fun to hang out with" and "kicked back"? Yeah, well apparently you add a kid to the equation and all the sudden you've gone from, "fun to hang" with to, "Bad Mommy, call CPS"!
Now of course I would never get smashed with my kid at home, but I tell you what. Some days it is a harder rule to follow then others.
It amazes me how one little 5 o'clock wake up scream from my kid can take me from, "Lets have 5 more" to "lets have one less!" Seriously! I really do want more kids. I swear I do. I swear to you I would be a good mom. But I'll be honest with you. If that clock doesn't start with a 7 or higher I am not happy. And if it should have a 5 anywhere in there, I am PISSED!!!!
Do you know that in other countries, poorer countries then ours by far, women have maids and nanny's! Seriously even the lower class families have at least a maid. WTH! I can't even get a freakin' pee brake and some bitch in a third world country has a freak'n maid! Ok, yeah, so she has to go out and pick some five hundred acre farm field by herself and then carry home a dead cow on her back for dinner, but SHE has a maid to sweep her compacted dirt floor for her! I can't even get my husband to scrub is own leftovers out of the toilet when he is done. Oh and God forbid he use the aerosol can!! I bought a manly scent damn it!! NOW USE IT!......fresh linen's is manly, right?
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Hahaha!! I think every mom eventually deals with this one if they're honest. I day dream of a day off-or a nanny, but then I wake up and realize that I really do want to do this...even when the day completely sucks. Hope yours gets better and you're miles ahead of most people with your awesome sense of humor. If you figure out the hubby/poopy thing, let me know. :)
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