Ever since Jamie Lynn Spears announced her teenage pregnancy, once and for all confirming that poor crazy ass Britney was doomed from the start, what with the modelesque mother of hers, I have suspected that Juno was the real cause of her pregnancy. Monkey see, monkey do. See teenage girl knocked up, be teenage girl knocked up. It was a theory, but a theory that I highly suspected to be true.
Then my 40 year old sister in law, yes it matters that she is 40. At least for the purposes of this little story. Anyways...So my sister-in-law, who has been "not preventing", no seriously. That is what she says. "Not Preventing". So, she has been "not preventing" for 6 years, her and my brother-in-law go to see Juno and guess who is freakin' knocked up?! This just confirms what I already knew! While not teenaged, she is most certainly pregnant and she can say that her husband is the cause of this but we all know who the really Daddy is. Diablo Cody!
Meanwhile, I am over here actually trying to get knocked up and I got nothing! Nothing except for sex calendars, ovulation charts and the pains of guilt and shame that only those really trying to get pregnant could possibly know. My poor husband is so conditioned, like a defunct Pavlov dog, he automatically starts to hump every time he hears the word "ovulate". Comes in handy at home but I got to tell you, that one time at the grocery store was a bit weird!
So, I've seen Juno. I've got the sound track. And now I wait to see if Diablo Cody can impregnate just one more!
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I really hope that will do it! I wish you all the luck in the world!
But....must you do it in the movie theater to get knocked up? Perhaps that's the key. HEE HEE..seriously-my SIL did the same thing to me-I was 29 trying and she was 40..really preggers!
Really? The Pavlov's Dog thing was way too funny...
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